Landry's Life

Landry was a drunken girl. She loved to throw parties all the time. Her friends would always come. "Hey Landry," they would say. Then they would wander off to find their other friends and drink. Landry liked to watch her friends socialize. She would even allow her friends to "hook up" in her room. She never used it anyway, her friends would tell her.

She also liked having strangers in her house.. They were so exciting! Sometimes they threw up. Other times Landry would throw up. One time Landry got sick all over someone else's sick. One of her friends even gave her a nickname for doing this. He called her "Landry the Vomit."
Everyone laughed. Landry laughed because it didn't make sense, but her friends were all laughing with her, so she didn't care.

In the mornings she would usually wake up next to a stranger. They were so exciting! She thought about how she had probably enjoyed the night before, and wished again that she could remember it.

Then she would head off to class with her vodka in her deja blue water bottle. She was so sneaky. Her college professors never caught on. They were too old and stupid to notice her sleeping in class and besides, they had special arrangements with Landry.

She passed all of her classes. Not because she was smart, but because she knew what her professors needed. They were usually single, or their marriage was frustrating. Landry made them feel young again. So they helped her with her grades.

She knew that it didn't really even matter anyway. As soon as she graduated she was just going to go work for her mother, who had taken over for her deceased husband. Landry's father had died when she was a freshman in Orange County High School. Landry would be a fashion consultant, just like her mother wanted her to be. So she slept through her classes instead of being bored every day.

But Landry couldn't wait for graduation. She was going to throw such an awesome party!

The end